{"id":1821,"date":"2025-10-16T11:04:18","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T11:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=1821"},"modified":"2025-10-16T11:04:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T11:04:34","slug":"yeni-evlenen-gelinin-hali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/yeni-evlenen-gelinin-hali\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeni evlenen gelinin hali"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/yeni-evlenen-gelinin-hali\/2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1822 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/640x360.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/640x360.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/640x360-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> Yeni evlenen gelin her sabah o i\u015fi yapmadan kocas\u0131n\u0131 i\u015fe g\u00f6ndermezmi\u015f, adamda i\u015fe hep ge\u00e7 kal\u0131rm\u0131\u015f, s\u00fcrekli b\u00f6yle olunca patron adam\u0131 yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131p, hergun neden ge\u00e7 geldi\u011fini sormu\u015f, adamda durumu patrona anlatm\u0131\u015f. Kurnaz patron adama kar\u0131n tam olarak saat ka\u00e7ta o i\u015fi yapmak istiyor? Demi\u015f. Adamda efendim saat 6 olur olmaz kar\u0131m \u00fczerinde ne varsa \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yor demi\u015f, bunu duyan patronun heycan\u0131 tavan yapm\u0131\u015f ertesi g\u00fcn saat 6 da gitmi\u015f adam\u0131n evine zili \u00e7alm\u0131\u015f kap\u0131y\u0131 kad\u0131n a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda kocas\u0131n\u0131n patronu ho\u015funa gitmi\u015f\u2026 Devam\u0131 snraki syfada..<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nYeni evli bir gelin varm\u0131\u015f, k\u00f6y\u00fcn en s\u00fcsl\u00fcs\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f. Sa\u00e7lar her sabah bigudiyle, elbiseler \u00fct\u00fcl\u00fc, dudaklarda par\u0131lt\u0131\u2026 Ama bir sorun varm\u0131\u015f: Kaynanas\u0131! Kad\u0131nca\u011f\u0131z gelini hi\u00e7 be\u011fenmiyormu\u015f: \u201cOturmay\u0131 bilmiyor, kalkmay\u0131 bilmiyor, yemek desen \u015fehirli gibi\u2026\u201d Bir g\u00fcn o\u011fluna demi\u015f ki: \u201cO\u011flum, bu k\u0131z seni b\u00fcy\u00fclemi\u015f! Yemek yapmay\u0131 bile bilmiyor, sen de karn\u0131n\u0131 d\u0131\u015far\u0131da doyuruyorsun!\u201d O\u011flu da annesine belli etmeden cevap vermi\u015f:Ak\u015fam olmu\u015f, kaynana sofraya oturmu\u015f. Sofrada yok yok: zeytinya\u011fl\u0131 sarmalar, f\u0131r\u0131nda tavuk, pilav, tatl\u0131lar\u2026 Kad\u0131n \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ama belli etmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Bir lokma alm\u0131\u015f, hemen sormu\u015f: \u201cK\u0131z\u0131m, bu kadar yeme\u011fi ne vakit yapt\u0131n?\u201d Gelin g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f: \u201cSabah robotu \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m annecim.\u201d Kaynana \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f: \u201cAaa! Evin i\u00e7inde robot mu var?!\u201d \u201cVar tabii, hem bula\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 y\u0131k\u0131yor hem yemek yap\u0131yor.\u201d Kad\u0131n ertesi g\u00fcn kom\u015fuya ko\u015fmu\u015f: \u201cK\u0131z Hat\u00e7e, bizim gelin robot besliyormu\u015f evde! Kocas\u0131 da raz\u0131 ha!\u201d Kom\u015fular \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u2026 Ak\u015fam gelinin e\u015fi eve gelince kaynana yine patlam\u0131\u015f: \u201cO\u011flum, senin evde robot varm\u0131\u015f, insan de\u011filmi\u015f bu!\u201d Adam g\u00fclmekten kendini tutamam\u0131\u015f: \u201cAna, o robot dedi\u011fin \u015fey mutfak robotu, insan de\u011fil!\u201d Kaynana bir s\u00fcre sessiz kalm\u0131\u015f, sonra kafas\u0131n\u0131 sallam\u0131\u015f: \u201cHeee\u2026 Ben de diyorum ki, bu kadar i\u015f yapan kad\u0131n da robot gibi zaten!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeni evlenen gelin her sabah o i\u015fi yapmadan kocas\u0131n\u0131 i\u015fe g\u00f6ndermezmi\u015f, adamda i\u015fe hep ge\u00e7 kal\u0131rm\u0131\u015f, s\u00fcrekli b\u00f6yle olunca patron adam\u0131 yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131p, hergun neden [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1821"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1825,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821\/revisions\/1825"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}