{"id":2427,"date":"2025-11-05T22:48:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T22:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=2427"},"modified":"2025-11-05T22:49:02","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T22:49:02","slug":"bir-haftalik-gelin-kocasini-askere-gondermis-fikra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/bir-haftalik-gelin-kocasini-askere-gondermis-fikra\/","title":{"rendered":"Bir haftal\u0131k gelin kocas\u0131n\u0131 askere g\u00f6ndermi\u015f f\u0131kra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/bir-haftalik-gelin-kocasini-askere-gondermis-fikra\/2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2428 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/dv-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"756\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/dv-1.png 756w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/dv-1-300x103.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px\" \/><\/a> Adam o\u011flunu evlendirmi\u015f bir hafta sonra da askere g\u00f6ndermi\u015f, gelini bu duruma \u00e7ok bozulmu\u015f, yeni evlili\u011fin tad\u0131na doyamadan kocas\u0131z kalan gelinin durumunu kay\u0131npederi farketmi\u015f. Eyvah demi\u015f bu gelin iyice azmadan buna bi \u00e7are bulmak laz\u0131m demi\u015f. Akl\u0131na \u00e7ok iyi bir fikir gelmi\u015f, gece gitmi\u015f gelinin odas\u0131na.<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nAdam o\u011flunu evlendirmi\u015f, bir hafta sonra da o\u011flan askere gitmi\u015f. Gelin tabii \u00fczg\u00fcn, y\u00fcz\u00fc as\u0131k, evde kimseyle konu\u015fmuyor. Adam bakm\u0131\u015f, i\u00e7inden demi\u015f:<br \/>\n\u201cBu gelin b\u00f6yle giderse depresyona girer, hem evi hem beni mahveder.\u201d<br \/>\nBir ak\u015fam d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f ta\u015f\u0131nm\u0131\u015f, ertesi sabah erkenden gelinin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alm\u0131\u015f. \u201cGelin k\u0131z\u0131m, hadi haz\u0131rlan,\u201d demi\u015f. Gelin \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f: \u201cHay\u0131rd\u0131r baba?\u201d \u201cSenin moralin d\u00fczelsin diye seni bir yere g\u00f6t\u00fcrece\u011fim.\u201d Bindirmi\u015f arabaya, do\u011fru \u015fehre gitmi\u015fler. Gelin san\u0131yor ki al\u0131\u015fveri\u015fe, ya da gezmeye gidecekler. Adam hastaneye girmi\u015f. Gelin korkmu\u015f: \u201cBaba hay\u0131rd\u0131r, kim hasta?\u201d Adam: \u201cKimse k\u0131z\u0131m, senin moralin i\u00e7in geldik.\u201d Doktora d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f: \u201cHocam, bu gelin \u00e7ok \u00fczg\u00fcn. Kocas\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6zlemi\u015f. Ne verelim ki y\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00fcls\u00fcn?\u201d Doktor \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ama anlay\u0131\u015fla yakla\u015fm\u0131\u015f: \u201cBir kutu vitamin, biraz da sakinle\u015ftirici yeter.\u201d demi\u015f. Adam sevinmi\u015f, ilac\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f, yolda konu\u015fuyorlar. Gelin sormu\u015f: \u201cBaba, bu ila\u00e7lar beni ne\u015felendirir mi?\u201d Adam: \u201cSenin i\u00e7in de\u011fil k\u0131z\u0131m\u2026 Ben i\u00e7ece\u011fim! Senin y\u00fcz\u00fcnden moralim kalmad\u0131!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam o\u011flunu evlendirmi\u015f bir hafta sonra da askere g\u00f6ndermi\u015f, gelini bu duruma \u00e7ok bozulmu\u015f, yeni evlili\u011fin tad\u0131na doyamadan kocas\u0131z kalan gelinin durumunu kay\u0131npederi farketmi\u015f. 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