{"id":3330,"date":"2025-12-07T20:38:03","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T20:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2025-12-07T20:38:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T20:38:11","slug":"kizinin-hamile-oldugunu-ogrenen-anne-fikrasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/kizinin-hamile-oldugunu-ogrenen-anne-fikrasi\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n hamile oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenen anne f\u0131kras\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/kizinin-hamile-oldugunu-ogrenen-anne-fikrasi\/2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3331 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/gfg-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/gfg-1.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/gfg-1-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a> K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n hamile oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenen anne hayk\u0131r\u0131r; -Kimden peydahlad\u0131n s\u00f6ylee! K\u0131z bir telefon a\u00e7ar, bir vakit sonra evin kap\u0131s\u0131na bir ferrari yana\u015f\u0131r, amac\u0131yladen yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 uzun boylu bir delikanl\u0131 iner ve hali anlat\u0131r -Efendim, ben konumum gere\u011fi k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131zla evlenemem ama \u00e7ocuk k\u0131z do\u011farsa, 1 milyon dolarl\u0131k hesap ve triblex villa, erkek do\u011farsa 10milyon dolarl\u0131k hesap, 1 fabrika 1\u2019de villa. Ama d\u00fc\u015f\u00fck yaparsa..<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\ntam o s\u0131rada k\u0131z\u0131n babas\u0131 lafa girer;<\/p>\n<p>-D\u00fc\u015f\u00fck yaparsa bi daha dene evlad\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus F\u0131kra 1<\/p>\n<p>Gazete Sat\u0131c\u0131s\u0131<\/p>\n<p>Gazete sat\u0131c\u0131s\u0131, tuttu\u011fu k\u00f6\u015fesinde ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yordu:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u0130kinci bask\u0131\u0131\u0131\u2026 100 bin lira\u2026 ikinci bask\u0131\u0131\u0131\u2026 100 bin lira\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Birisi paray\u0131 \u00f6dedi, gazeteyi ald\u0131 gitti. biraz sonra geri d\u00f6n\u00fcp, s\u00f6ylenmeye ba\u015flad\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Niye yalan s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun? 100 bin liraya satt\u0131\u011f\u0131n gazetenin \u00fcst\u00fcnde \u201cfiyat\u0131 50 bin lirad\u0131r\u201d yaz\u0131yor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n hamile oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenen anne hayk\u0131r\u0131r; -Kimden peydahlad\u0131n s\u00f6ylee! K\u0131z bir telefon a\u00e7ar, bir vakit sonra evin kap\u0131s\u0131na bir ferrari yana\u015f\u0131r, amac\u0131yladen yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 uzun boylu [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3332,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3334,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions\/3334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}