{"id":4737,"date":"2026-01-17T20:31:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T20:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=4737"},"modified":"2026-01-17T20:31:34","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T20:31:34","slug":"60-santim-fikrasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/60-santim-fikrasi\/","title":{"rendered":"60 Santim F\u0131kras\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Adam\u0131n biri doktora gitmi\u015f.
Doktora derdini anlatm\u0131\u015f anlatmas\u0131na ama doktor bir s\u00fcre dinledikten sonra ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 iki yana sallam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

\u201cValla karde\u015fim,\u201d demi\u015f,
\u201cBunun t\u0131bben bir \u00e7aresi yok.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Adam iyice umutsuzlanm\u0131\u015f.
Doktor biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f, sonra eklemi\u015f:<\/p>\n

\u201cBizim mahallede bir b\u00fcy\u00fcc\u00fc var, istersen seni ona y\u00f6nlendireyim.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam ba\u015fka \u00e7are bulamay\u0131nca kabul etmi\u015f. B\u00fcy\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fcn anlatt\u0131klar\u0131 ise doktordan bile tuhafm\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n

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B\u00fcy\u00fcc\u00fc adama bakm\u0131\u015f, sakal\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131vazlam\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n

\u201cSen,\u201d demi\u015f,
\u201cOrmanda bir \u00e7e\u015fmenin ba\u015f\u0131nda oturan sihirli kurba\u011fay\u0131 bul.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cSonra?\u201d diye sormu\u015f adam.<\/p>\n

\u201cKurba\u011faya evlenme teklif et.
Her \u2018hay\u0131r\u2019 dedi\u011finde sorun biraz daha azal\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam sevin\u00e7le ormana dalm\u0131\u015f. Ger\u00e7ekten de \u00e7e\u015fmeyi ve kurba\u011fay\u0131 bulmu\u015f. \u00d6nce biraz sohbet etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f, kurba\u011fa oral\u0131 bile olmam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Sonunda dayanamay\u0131p sormu\u015f:
\u201cKurba\u011fa karde\u015f, benimle evlenir misin?\u201d<\/p>\n

Kurba\u011fa \u015f\u00f6yle bir bakm\u0131\u015f:
\u201cHay\u0131r.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam bir anda rahatlad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hissetmi\u015f.
\u201cUlan bu i\u015f oluyor!\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Bir daha sormu\u015f, cevap yine ayn\u0131. Adam\u0131n keyfi yerine gelmi\u015f, i\u00e7inden:
\u201cAz\u0131 karar, \u00e7o\u011fu zarar,\u201d<\/strong> diye ge\u00e7irmi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Son kez sormaya kalk\u0131nca kurba\u011fa patlam\u0131\u015f:
\u201cYahu karde\u015fim, sen laftan anlam\u0131yor musun? Hay\u0131r, hay\u0131r, hay\u0131\u0131\u0131\u0131r!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam o an anlam\u0131\u015f ki baz\u0131 \u015feyleri fazla kurcalamamak laz\u0131m.
Hayat bazen \u2018hay\u0131r\u2019 denince g\u00fczelle\u015fir.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Adam\u0131n biri doktora gitmi\u015f.Doktora derdini anlatm\u0131\u015f anlatmas\u0131na ama doktor bir s\u00fcre dinledikten sonra ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 iki yana sallam\u0131\u015f. \u201cValla karde\u015fim,\u201d demi\u015f,\u201cBunun t\u0131bben bir \u00e7aresi yok.\u201d Adam […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4739,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[470,468,469,467],"class_list":["post-4737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ders-veren","tag-fikra","tag-gulumseten-hikaye","tag-mizah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4737"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4741,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4737\/revisions\/4741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}