{"id":5103,"date":"2026-02-07T19:36:10","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T19:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=5103"},"modified":"2026-02-07T19:36:22","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T19:36:22","slug":"yasli-teyze-ve-merakin-sonu-fikra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/yasli-teyze-ve-merakin-sonu-fikra\/","title":{"rendered":"Ya\u015fl\u0131 teyze ve merak\u0131n sonu f\u0131kra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/yasli-teyze-ve-merakin-sonu-fikra\/2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-5104\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/B-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/B-1.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/B-1-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/B-1-1024x550.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/B-1-768x412.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Ya\u015fl\u0131 bir teyze ge-en-el-ev oldu\u011funu bilmedi\u011fi yerin \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7erken bir bak\u0131yor s\u0131rada bir s\u00fcr\u00fc kad\u0131n duruyor. Ayl\u0131k periyodik doktor muayenesi i\u00e7in bekle\u015fen kad\u0131nlar\u0131n en sonundakine yava\u015f\u00e7a sokularak soruyor. \u2013 Ne kuyru\u011fu bu k\u0131z\u0131m? Alayl\u0131 bir \u015fekilde d\u00f6nen kad\u0131n a\u011fz\u0131ndaki sak\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7i\u011fneyerek; \u2013 \u015eeker da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yorlar teyze \u015feker, diyor. Garibim teyzede bir ka\u00e7 \u015feker al\u0131r torunlar\u0131ma veririm d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncesi ile ba\u015fl\u0131yor beklemeye. S\u0131ra kendisine geldi\u011finde ge\u00e7 bakal\u0131m i\u00e7eri diyorlar..Sonra\u2026<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nGelin Kaynana<\/p>\n<p>Yeni evlenen gelinle, kaynanas\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 oturmu\u015flar. Birbirini tan\u0131mak i\u00e7in konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. Kaynana:<\/p>\n<p>\u2500 K\u0131z\u0131m sen daha yenisin; birbirimizin huyunu, suyunu oturup konu\u015fal\u0131m. B\u00f6ylece birbirimizi daha iyi tan\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>Deyince gelin:<\/p>\n<p>\u2500 Tabii ki anneci\u011fim, konu\u015fal\u0131m.Bak k\u0131z\u0131m, benim \u00fc\u00e7 halim vard\u0131r, dikkat et. Sa\u00e7\u0131ma g\u00fcl takm\u0131\u015fsam ne\u015feli g\u00fcn\u00fcmdeyim demektir, her yola gelirim.<\/p>\n<p>Kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131n arkas\u0131na g\u00fcl takm\u0131\u015fsam tam havamda de\u011filim demektir. \u00c7ok \u0131srarc\u0131 olma. E\u011fer yakama g\u00fcl takm\u0131\u015fsam sak\u0131n etraf\u0131mda dola\u015fma, \u00e7ok sinirliyim demektir.<\/p>\n<p>Kaynanan\u0131n laf\u0131 bitince gelin ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f konu\u015fmaya:<\/p>\n<p>\u2500 Anne benim halim falan yoktur. Makyaj\u0131m\u0131 yapar\u0131m, bacak bacak \u00fcst\u00fcne atar\u0131m. Sen g\u00fcl\u00fc nerene takarsan tak, ben keyfime bakar\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 Haline \u015e\u00fckret<\/p>\n<p>Dursun, \u00e7ok feci bir trafik kazas\u0131 ge\u00e7irir\u2026 Koma halinde hastaneye kald\u0131r\u0131rlar. Tedavi olurken kendine gelir. Yata\u011f\u0131nda bakar ki bir kolu yok\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hepten morali bozulur, asabile\u015fir. Bir taraftan da hastaneyi birbirine katar:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya\u015fl\u0131 bir teyze ge-en-el-ev oldu\u011funu bilmedi\u011fi yerin \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7erken bir bak\u0131yor s\u0131rada bir s\u00fcr\u00fc kad\u0131n duruyor. Ayl\u0131k periyodik doktor muayenesi i\u00e7in bekle\u015fen kad\u0131nlar\u0131n en sonundakine [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5103"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5106,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions\/5106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}