{"id":5170,"date":"2026-02-10T19:47:47","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T19:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/?p=5170"},"modified":"2026-02-10T19:47:55","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T19:47:55","slug":"ic-guveysi-damadin-zor-gunleri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/ic-guveysi-damadin-zor-gunleri\/","title":{"rendered":"i\u00e7 g\u00fcveysi damad\u0131n zor g\u00fcnleri"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Dul bir kaynana, k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 evlendirmi\u015f.
\nDamad\u0131 da i\u00e7 g\u00fcveysi alm\u0131\u015flar,
\nhep birlikte ayn\u0131 evde ya\u015famaya
\nba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. D\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcn ertesi g\u00fcn\u00fc,
\nsabah\u0131n k\u00f6r\u00fcnde kaynana
\nk\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n ve damad\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131na,
\ntak tak tak! \u2014 \u201cKalk\u0131n, ben ac\u0131kt\u0131m.
\nKahvalt\u0131 haz\u0131rlay\u0131n.\u201d demi\u015f.
\nDamat bozulmu\u015f ama
\nyeni damat ya\u2026Sesini \u00e7\u0131karmam\u0131\u015f.
\nErtesi g\u00fcn yine ayn\u0131 saat.
\nTak tak tak! \u2014 \u201cKalk\u0131n, ac\u0131kt\u0131m ben.\u201d
\nDamat bu sefer daha \u00e7ok sinirlenmi\u015f
\nama yine susmu\u015f. \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc g\u00fcn
\nAyn\u0131 saat iTak tak tak!
\nDamat dayanamam\u0131\u015f,kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f
\nama damad\u0131n \u00fczerinde
\nhi\u00e7bi\u015fey yok..
\n<\/p>\n

\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc g\u00fcn\u2026 Yine sabah ezan\u0131yla birlikte\u2026
\nTak tak tak! Tak tak tak!
\nDamat art\u0131k sinir k\u00fcp\u00fc. Yorgan\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcnden atm\u0131\u015f, sa\u00e7lar da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k, kap\u0131y\u0131 bir h\u0131\u015f\u0131mla a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cAnne! Yeter art\u0131k! Her sabah her sabah! Biz yeni evliyiz ya! \u0130nsan biraz utan\u0131r!\u201d
\nKaynana elinde oklava, ba\u015f\u0131nda yazma, hi\u00e7 bozulmadan damada bakm\u0131\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cUtan\u0131r\u0131m elbet\u2026 Ama a\u00e7ken insan\u0131n akl\u0131na utanmak gelmiyor evlad\u0131m.\u201d
\nDamat s\u00f6ylenmi\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cE anne madem ac\u0131k\u0131yorsun, kendi kahvalt\u0131n\u0131 kendin yap!\u201d
\nKaynana ka\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cOlmaz.\u201d
\n\u2014 \u201cNiye?\u201d demi\u015f damat.
\nKaynana g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cK\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 evlendirdim ya\u2026 Art\u0131k ben misafirim.\u201d
\nDamat iyice \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201c\u0130yi de anne, misafir her sabah kap\u0131 m\u0131 \u00e7alar?\u201d
\nKaynana oklavay\u0131 kap\u0131ya dayam\u0131\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cEvlad\u0131m, misafir g\u00fcnde bir gelir\u2026
\nBen ev sahibiyim, karn\u0131m ac\u0131k\u0131nca gelirim.\u201d
\nO s\u0131rada gelin uykulu uykulu seslenmi\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cAnne bari saati biraz ge\u00e7 alsak\u2026\u201d
\nKaynana d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f:
\n\u2014 *\u201cK\u0131z\u0131m, ben dul kad\u0131n\u0131m\u2026
\nSaatim yok, midem var!\u201d\u00a0\"😄\"<\/p>\n

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Damat i\u00e7eri d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f, masaya oturmu\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cTamam anne\u2026 Ama yar\u0131n sen kap\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7alma.\u201d
\nKaynana sevinmi\u015f:
\n\u2014 \u201cOh iyi.\u201d
\n\u2014 \u201cNiye?\u201d
\n\u2014 *\u201c\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc ben art\u0131k kap\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7almayaca\u011f\u0131m\u2026 anahtarla girece\u011fim.\u201d\u00a0\"😂\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dul bir kaynana, k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 evlendirmi\u015f. Damad\u0131 da i\u00e7 g\u00fcveysi alm\u0131\u015flar, hep birlikte ayn\u0131 evde ya\u015famaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. D\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcn ertesi g\u00fcn\u00fc, sabah\u0131n k\u00f6r\u00fcnde kaynana k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n ve damad\u0131n […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5170"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5173,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5170\/revisions\/5173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bilgitarif.com\/iyi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}